Must see Video: MARIO RAP LYRICS

July 11, 2008

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It’s 1986 I’m in the first gradeI’m workin really hard to get Mario laidI gotta save the Princess so he can get the pussyBelieve me, Mario would get that ass so fuck LuigiMario really wants to get her in bedSo bad that he’s bustin up bricks with his headHe just wants sex, so forget the wedding bellsJumpin on little mushroom men and turtle shellsDroppin down green pipes and secret passage waysMakin his move to the end where the final castle laysEat a magic mushroom grow a little higherEat a white flower and spit balls of fireAll these creatures that attack himCut Mario slackOh shit hold on I’ll be right backI’m gonna beat the game if it takes me all summerIt’s gotta be hard to get laid if you’re a plumberThat’s why I’m gonna work extra hard for my manAnd get him to the end so he can stop using his handMario doesn’t wanna get hit he’ll shrinkPrincess won’t fuck a little kid, I thinkSo stay grown and attend to your ownAnd eventually the Princess will attend to your bone(Speak hook 2X)Save the Princess quickBecause she wants the dickAnd if you let her freeYou get the pussyBowser’s trying to get head right now from the PrincessBut if it’s up to me that shit’ll stop this instanceCloud people throwin little spike animalsGreen plants with teeth that attack like cannibalsI heard nobody yet runnin the Princess’s ovenAnd Mario always says “Virgins, I love em’” (*from the movie “Kids”*)I hate the Koopa Troopas so I’m gonna run upAnd jump on the back of their shells till I get 1-upI’m gonna keep playin and I’m never gonna quitCause some kid in school told me you could see the Princess titsI wanna beat it before any of my friends doSo I can say I put pussy upon Mario’s menuAt the end of each level I jump and get the flagAnd say to myself “another castle in the bag”I hope Bowser’s ready cause he’s in for a rideAnd Mario’s serious when it comes to homicideThe Princess is a freak even though she has classMario will take a plunger and put it in her assI hate the cannons that shoot at you constantlyAnd I hate platforms that fall out from below meIt’s all worth while just to see Mario smileStandin next to the Princess buck-naked profileThat’s why it’s my crusade to get Mario laidSuper Mario Brothers best game ever made(Speak hook 2X)

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